Your Britney News
Candy Spelling should adopt Britney! I'm sure theres a room or two or twelve at the Spelling mansion for Brit and her boys. Candy wrote a nice little note to the Huffington Post asking us to be kinder to Britney. Hey, its not her fault that she keeps driving over people's feet. I myself drove over a couple of feet last week.
In other Britney news, because I cannot stop reading about her, Billy "Achy Breaky" Ray Cyrus invited her over for a good ol' redneck hillbilly Thanksgiving and she accepted. Hannah Montana and Britney Spears, together for the holidays eating niblets and pork rinds.