Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Worst Dressed according to Mr. Blackwell

I don't know what credentials Mr. Blackwell has to offer up his famous lists but he's chose his worst dressed celebs of 2007. I don't know if I agree with these, I mean how can you put Amy Winehouse on there? The beehive and her ballet flats are her cracky signature. And didn't Posh herself claim Amy as a fashion icon? Who would even know Alison Arngrim (Nellie Olsen) if they ran into her on the street? Not me. I totally agree with Jessica Simpson, the photo of her (above) is purely horrendous. When your boobs and your waist band nearly touch, its never a good thing. Mary Kate as a tattered toothpick? Maybe Gollum on a bad hair day.

10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."

9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."

8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"

7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"

6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"

5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"

4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"

2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots ... she's part 50's car-hop horror."

1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."



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