Thursday, March 27, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Can you imagine Kate Moss performing Mom-like tasks such as giving her daughter a bath, making a grilled cheese sandwich, getting up in the middle of the night with a sick child, picking up toys...I don't believe Kate does any of it!


Well of course a pregnant Gwen Stefani is going to look amazing! Would you expect anything less?


There are only a few things I refuse to wear- a G-string in public, overalls, leg warmers, a studded dog collar, fur coats and a romper. This is look that belongs on a two year old. Rompers need to have crotch snaps for easy diaper access. They dont belong on any one over the age of thirty six...months.






Feeling not so fresh? Don't want to leave your house because you didnt have time to do your makeup? Silly! Simply throw on your Amy Winehouse hive, grab a magic marker and paint a triangle over each eye. There you are, good to go!



These rubber pants/leggings/tights need to die a quick death. If you weigh more than 98lbs. you really cannot wear these out in public. Victoria Beckham, this is not a fashion statement, its a pair of pants that will result in chafing.



OMG that face George Clooney is making is reason enough for me not to find him attractive. Anymore. Its probably meant to be cute and silly and endearing but its not.


How is it that Lindsay Lohan is many many years younger than I am but has older skin? She's rocking some honking nails there.

Nicole Kidman is hardly showing. Well, I wasn't either at five months. Everyone would comment on how tiny I was and I got really offended, as if they were alluding that I'd give birth to a midget baby. You know how hormonal pregnant women can be.

Julia Roberts, walking.

Jennifer Aniston, walking.

WHAT? Even celebs like Debra Messing are subject to removing their shoes for security? Even more shocking- why isn't she flying on a private jet?

Courteney Cox, walking.


Britney Spears, walking but with stains on her tunic. It's a nice idea to wear pants under a shirt that doesn't reach at least mid-thigh. She is a feast of primary colors- red lips, bright blue dress, green bag, yellow teeth and orange hair.

photo credits, justjared,jjb,ohnotheydidnt, fadedyouthviajjb

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that debra messing one is funny and lindsay lohan is looking really old in that picture and no comment on amy winehouse omg she looks horrible.

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