Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Please, please tell me the secret to looking like Heather Locklear at age 46. Yes, the woman is forty six!

Criss Angel needs a makeover stat! Camo pants and hat and an open shirt? I've seen European men dress kind of crazy, I've witnesses gay men wear interesting outfits but Criss is neither European or gay.

I love Paris Hilton's bag! And that's all I have to say about her.

Patrick Dempsey is cute but his wife always looks angry. She's got the "Posh" expression on her face! I want to see Made of Honor- my kind of girly chick flick.
Patricia Wetig is years too old for the short dress and tights combination! Who does she think she is...

...Lindsay Lohan? She looks like a server from the Excalibur in Las Vegas. All she needs is a pointy hat and a tray of Lancelot cocktails.
Kim Kardashian and her sister reminds me of my sister and me. She is tiny and petite and I feel like a mutant giant next to her.

Here's Halle Berry sans Spanx! This is what a woman looks like after giving birth weeks prior.

Is she pregnant again? Elisabeth Hasselback looks like a package!

Yeah, this looks just like me minus the black hair. Other than that, well...I'm a little heavier and I can't sing but I feel just like Amy Winehouse. Pale, tired, disoriented.

Contest Winners!

Congrats to the contest winners!

Claudia from Ohio
and Ruth from California!

I'll be posting another contest very soon...


Peoples Most Beautiful

I don't...I'm not sure...I really...uh...well, here's Rumer Willis.

Isla Fischer is going to do an amazing job playing Becky Bloomwood in the Shopaholic movie. I love this actress. She's super cute, has the best hair and seems like a lot of fun. What's not to like?

Zoe Saldana, this girl is so pretty. I agree, she's one of the most beautiful actresses around. And she was born in New Jersey, a fellow Jersey girl, woo! (although raised in New York)

What I think is beautiful about Mary J. Blige is her talent and confidence!

I've always thought Kate Hudson was adorable, I enjoy her fun movies. I watched the E! True Hollywood special about Kate and mom Goldie. She had a nose job for sure.

People's Most Beautiful is on news stands and I always enjoy paging through and seeing who People thinks is beautiful. Included is Carrie Underwood, Salma Hayek, Julianne Moore, Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, the enitre cast of Gossip Girls and Sarah Silverman to name a few.

Most of the time beauty goes beyond what is obvious. It's an essence someone has about them, not necessarily physical beauty but the way a person carries themselves.


Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Taking part in some cyber-shopping, I came up with an outfit I'd like to own. I wish I had unlimited funds because I love clothes and shoes and purses. I found everything at Wet Seal/Reference online.

Can I hear a what- what? It's Neil Diamond Night on American Idol! Don't get yourself too wound up, its going to be a ballads night. I can't wait to see what kind of plastic surgery he's had like Barry Manilow and Kenny Rogers before him. Here are the song choices we can expect:

Brooke: I Am I Said, I'm A Believer (please don't make the pouty face and for once, belt it OUT)

Jason: Forever in Blue Jeans, September Morn (put down the bong before your song, dude)

David Archuleta: Sweet Caroline, America (aw, golly gee..shucks!)

Syesha: Thank the Lord for the Night Time, Hello Again (she's going to belt it out like last week)

David Cook: I'm Alive, All I Really Need is You (I don't need to see it, I'm sure he'll do great)

It's rare to see Mary Kate Olsen looking happy, clean and cute at the same time. Her foundation/silly putty lips gives her a corpse-like appearance. When my hair is greasy at the roots, I wear a hat. Or I wash my hair.

You don't need to see her face to know this is Lindsay "Leggings" Lohan.

Leelee Sobieski should be holding a high ball in one hand and a cigarillo in the other. A mink turban would have complimented this retro look beautifully.

Liv Tyler is perfection but this feedsack of an outfit needs to go back to Loehmanns. It does nothing, NOTHING, to compliment her skin and hair and body. Although it is ideal for when you ate too many bagels, pizza and crackers.

How often do you coordinate your lips, nails and earrings? Me too, all the time! I want to see what Christina's baby looks like. I imagine he has blonde bouffant hair and cherry red lips. He wears diapers made of silk, booties trimmed in diamonds and a rhinestone encrusted pacifier.
Speaking of diamond studded kidstuffs, Gwen Stefani bought her son Kingston a Slip N' Slide at KMart, I know! Seriously, yes KMart. But of course she didn't carry it herself, that's what the Shopping Assistant is for. The girl in the dress is probably the nanny and somewhere lurks a bodyguard. Celebs do very little for themselves.
I discussed this topic the other day with a friend, at what age is in inappropriate to wear mini skirts and as the case may be, mini dresses? I think the cutoff is early 30's. Should Gwyneth be a little more covered up here? A giant lace doile really does make an interesting dress. I have a knitted toilet paper cozy that would simply be divine as a tunic.

Does Gisele ever wake up in the morning and feel bloated or fat? Ever have an Ugly Day? A bad hair day? Does she have age spots or fine lines, wrinkles or laugh lines? Nah...didn't think so.

Catherine Zeta Jones on location for a film. I can't believe she's wearing jeans! She seems so glamorous, I love seeing her dressed down. And by down, I mean wearing what I would wear on a normal day.


Monday, April 28, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Imagine wearing a dress like this to a White House dinner! I would have chosen something a little different, more refined... pants and a leather vest.

Mischa always looks THRILLED. I want to see her with a bob, not the Posh cut but like a Louise Brooks kind of coif.

So what if her outfit is totally mismatched? When you are as pretty as Natalie Portman, you can get away with anything.

Lisa Rinna and her daughter at the premiere of Speed Racer. Cute!

Whenever I've been in the Caribbean islands, its inevitable- some random woman will shake beads in my face and offer to braid my hair. Kellie Pickler gave in to island fever.

There are time when I look at Julia Roberts and think she looks stunning and other times when I think she looks average.

I always laugh out loud during Kathy Griffin's tv shows. And I love to watch WorkOut with Jackie Warner. This season she's portrayed as a huge ...witch!
Halle showing off her uh... Berrys.

Heather Locklear is currently filming Flirting With Forty. It's based on a book and will be a Lifetime movie.

Here's a cute and comfortable outfit as worn by Eva Longoria.

I can't stand Cheryl Burke! I watch Dancing with the Stars every week and her hair drives me nuts. It's like a muppets hair! She seems kind of snooty.

Jen and Ben attend the White House Dinner. I swear everyone from Hollywood was there. They should have held it at the Kodak Theater.


Jo Malone

Jo Malone creates the most amazing scents. You can blend and layer and have fun with all the intoxicating fragrances from fruity to spicy. One of my favorites is a clean and light scent which is perfect for spring called White Jasmine and Mint. The shower gel, which I've been using, is so luxurious and it leaves the skin lightly scented and soft to the touch.

This is how Jo Malone describes the scent, "This enchanting essence, inspired by a sun-drenched morning in an English country garden, perfectly captures the scent of jasmine, lily, orange flower and rose on the morning breeze."

Do you know how badly I'd like to take a stroll through an English country garden while breathing in jasmine? I'm glad I have my White Jasmine and Mint shower gel so I can close my eyes and use my imagination.

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Jessica Alba looks very comfortable in her Biblically inspired outfit- gladiator sandals, the long dress and the flowing wrap. She's a page right out of the Old Testament.
Rumer needs to hike up the neck line on her gown! It's almost showing off things I don't want to see. Why is she always photographed?

Christina Ricci is so darn cute, I saw her on a talk show and she's funny and down to earth.
I'll pass on Speed Racer though- looks like a headache waiting to happen with all the bright CGI stuff.

I know Sienna Miller likes to dress all boho and everything but the blue plastic sunglasses, which are most likely designer and very expensive, remind me of movies like Real Genius and Valley Girl. Movies of the 80's where fashion was at an all time low. Ankle boots? Seriously, I can't take a redo of my highschool fashion faux pas.

Pink and purple are for Easter Eggs and Barbie dolls. Mariah has the means to dress in Armani and Calvin Klein and she chooses clothes like this?
I like Lauren Conrad's style and her nail color. I have no idea why this girl was invited to the White House Correspondents dinner. I read over the guest list and cannot fathom how many of the "celebs" were invited.
Kelly Osbourne's dress-tunic-housecoat thing was clearly inspired by the great RELAX tee shirts from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Janet Jackson wants you to see her boobs however, her feet remain well hidden under the cuffs of her long pants. Her outfit says, "Look at my chest not at my shoes."

Emmy Rossum's dress has my name written all over it. I want something like this, its a beautiful cut and color. Sadly I have no fancy dinner or premiere to wear it to.

I love celebrities without makeup. They usually look younger. Courtney Cox probably had botox but not too much.

Speaking of Botox, Cindy and Rande, two for one shots? His forehead is monstrous.
He needs Tyra Banks bangs.

Amy Smart a celeb who lives quietly, dresses nicely, works to save the environment and seems like a decent person. She loves dogs. We could be pals.