Monday, September 15, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Why is Christina having trouble walking? Are her pants too tight? Is her hair too straight, makeup too heavy? Whatever the case may be, her thumb is really bent at an odd angle!

Reese Witherspoon is a nice mom, buying her kids magazines. When my children ask me for gum, candy, magazines, I always say, "NO! Now stop asking me for things! Don't I do enough for you?" Check out her son's fur lined clogs.

Becky Romijn, getting bigger by the day. I cannot imagine having twins. My body was meant for tiny babies, one at a time and no more than two, ever.

Kate Beckinsdale's dress reminds me of an octopus I saw at SeaWorld once. Its tentacles were pressed up against the tank. The dress is a cross between a sea creature and intestines.

One of my very favorite actresses, Keri Russell and her son, River. She cut her hair again! Looks super cute, note her FitFlops.

Heidi...what's her last name? Spencerpratt? Whatever! Look at the hot pink size 11 Barbie shoes. Why would someone try to look like a Real Housewife of Orange County when they aren't even forty yet?

Gwen is back in biz after popping out Zuma. Looking good as always. I'm not sure how I feel about the name Zuma.
The answer is no. The question, Does Cindy Crawford ever take a bad picture? And her kids look adorable and gorgeous. I'm certain they will both end up as models if they aren't already.

When do coochie cutter shorts look nice? Never. Britney needs to fold those things up and let her dogs play with them. She and Jamie Lynn are having an awfully hard time deciding what movie to rent. (hint: Dukes of Hazzard with fellow coochie cutter fan, Jessica Simpson) Is that her bodyguard with the glasses and earpiece?


Blogger erika71690 said...

I really don't think thumbs are supposed to bend like that. And what is up with Heidi's shoes? They seriously look like clown shoes.

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Blogger El Notable said...

hahahah the thumb is hilarious. Kate's dress is awful, as is Heidi's hair! ciaoo

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