Friday, November 21, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Who styled Lindsay? I hope it wasn't Samantha because all she wears is tee shirts and skinny jeans. What does Sam know about fashion? Music is her deal. Lindsay needs to lose the necklace, its too much with the halter of the dress. If she took the necklace off, I'd approve.
Oh gosh. Jessica Biel, what are you thinking? The outfit is too Barbershop Quartet, what with the red of the dress and the white hat. That kind of hat is best worn with a plain tee shirt and jeans, if you insist.

The bag is all kinds of wrong with the dress (which we've seen before). It takes all of three minutes to switch out purses. I think Jessica looks normal, ie like the rest of us. But when you're in the public eye, you need to look your best because there's always a camera around. You can't get away with any fashion faux pas! Trust me.

You can tell its Mary Kate because the dress looks like something an old lady might dig out of her armoire for an evening of canasta and Ethel Merman tunes. I can see an old retiree wearing it with a mink turban, reeking of Youth Dew and cigarettes. She'd be carrying a vodka gimlet and calling everyone "darling" in a raspy voice. But no, its MK Olsen.


Okay, I can get on board with this outfit. Its simple, refined and put together. Sarah Jessica Parker comes up with some questionable ensembles but this works for me. Plus, I love pink!

I pick up the kids from school wearing outfits like this. Baggy sweats, a sweatshirt, sunglasses. I get it. I can't pick Jessica Simpson apart too much here.


Jennifer Garner is already due next month! She looks good, no? I hear she's having a boy. I predict she will name him something boring. I hope it's not Ben Junior.
Reese Witherspoon at the premiere of her new movie which I can't wait to see. I like her dress and shoes. She gets two snaps, a Slurpee and a ride on a unicorn for looking fresh, pretty and put together!
I remember getting my Seventeen magazine every month and Jennifer Connelly used to be in every fashion spread. It totally bothered me. Now she doesn't bother me, in fact I like her. Especially in the movie, The House of Sand and Fog. But here - I'm not a fan of tights. If she wore this with black boots, I'd be content. She should have gone with a nude leg if she wanted to wear those shoes. And I'd like to see a bulky silver necklace along with the knee high black boots, maybe in a patent leather. But who am I to critique?

Ashley Olsen actually smiling? I don't believe my eyes! What is it with the Olsen twins wearing oversized clothes? They wear such matronly, big dresses. What gives?

By now you know that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their baby, yeah! Congrats to them. Did you hear the name? Bronx Mowgli Wentz! BMW? How ridonkulous! But you know what? There will only ever be one person who can carry the name Mowgli....

...Sanjaya!

12 Comments:

Anonymous caroline said...

HA you had me at sanjaya !!!
love your blog

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your MK Olsen comment was soooo funny! Adorable. Wish you could style her...and her sis, too.

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