Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Daily Dollfaces

Here's something I'd wear. Jessica Alba looks cute and comfy. This is how you go out of the house looking presentable, not sloppy. (see jessica simpson below)


Very nice, I approve of the dress and shoes. Eva Longoria has grown on me this season. I like her on Desperate Housewives and her tv daughters crack me up.

Ummmm..is Jennifer Lopez going for shock value here? I hope she remember her double sided tape to keep that dress in place. The dress looks like a sexy nightgown I'd be too self conscious to wear in my own home.

Stop whatever you are doing! Pause. And admire the beauty of Jolie and Pitt!
His mustache has got to go!

Eva always looks great (of course! We know she has a stylist who picks out her clothes) and Scarlett is desperately needing fashion help but the real victim here is Samuel L. Jackson! He looks like he should be laying on the couch channel surfing and eating pizza than attending a movie premiere. Nice pants! I think Mischa Barton wore a smiliar skirt a few weeks ago.

Speaking of laying around... Jessica Simpson is an sartorial oxymoron. On one hand, she says, "I don't care how I look." Baggy sweats, an old shirt and no makeup make her look like she could be headed straight towards cleaning the bathroom and mopping the floors. But her giant designer bag lets us know she's too good for cleaning even if she is dressed like a housewife. (and I speak from experience on what housewives wear)

Cate Blanchett's slip is hanging out. Ooops, its not her slip. Who dressed this poor woman?
This glittery confection wouldnt be so bad if the hips didn't jut out like a lampshade. At least she didn't need Spanx under the dress. Such a gorgeous woman, that dress is atrocious.

Please, please eat! I know the Rachel Zoe Project was renewed for another season, that's if she doens't drop from malnutrition!

Mariah Carey looks a little puffy. I think she might be pregnant even though she denies it up and down on Hello Kitty's life.

Heidi Klum dresses just right for a day walking around the streets with her kids and team of nannies. I love how she's never alone with her children. She has tons of backup at all times.
Even on the streets with the wind blowing Gisele looks gorgeous!
I have nothing bad to say about Jessica Biel. She looks normal.

Not looking normal, Pamela Anderson. She's rocking the chola brow.

Forgetting her pants, Pamela Anderson. I've always had a soft spot in my cold heart for Pam. She did an interview with me when her book came out and she was so kind. Recently I read a "blind" item about a star who fell into bad times and was using heroin...I hope it's not Pamela! I want to wrap her in something warm, wipe the makeup off her face and give her some hot tea. And pants.
















7 Comments:

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This covers 3 of your blogs at once...
Pamela is getting old looking, fast.
Never a Wal-Mart type myself. I prefer good labels with cheap prices:)
Why not try Shu Uemura eyelash curler? One of the most famous and it rarely pinches!

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Wow, that first pic of Pam...I didn't know it was possible for her to take a bad one! I love her, she always seems really sweet and she has a great sense of humor about herself!

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