MAC Dazzleglass

Is there anything sexier than a mouth drenched in shiny, sexy color? I really don't think so. I'm obsessive about having gloss on my lips. Here is the ultimate in lipglass: MAC's Dazzleglass. I tried the shade of Glamour OD which is a very bright coral red. I'll save it for a night out on the town, when I want to add some vavavoom to my look!

There are so many gorgeous shades ...here are a few to pick from:
Baby Sparks - Pale pink with violet pearl.
Funtabulous - Purple with violet pearl.
Comet Blue - Violet blue.
Like Venus - Clean light bubble gum pink with red pearl.
Love Alert - Raspberry red with red pearl.
Money, Honey! - Mid-tone rosy mauve with red pearl.
Ms. Fizz - Bright pink with blue pearl.
Pleasure Principal - Clear white violet, teal and white pearl.

(list via Specktra.net)

For the complete list of colors, click here!

Skinsheen and Tendertones

This is exactly what my ivory stems need after nine months of hibernating under long jeans. MAC's Skinsheen is a spray on bronzer for legs. I really don't care much about being tan but I dont think anyone can argue that tan legs look 100% better than white legs any day.

Skinsheen comes out of the bottle like mousse then changes to gel as you rub it in. What you're left with is sexy bronzed legs with a shine that makes it look like you've been lightly dipped in oil and set out on the beaches of St. Tropez to dry!

MAC's Tendertones spf 12 smell delicious and make your lips shiny. These silky lip glosses come in the prettiest colors which give lips a sheer color which is really all you need for these summer days. I love all the shades that the Tendertones come in. I am a sucker for anything pastel pink but the color called Tread Lightly which looks yellow in the pot, actually gives a sweet shimmery glow to my lips. My purse is completely weighed down with MAC lipglasses and now with Tread Lightly. Can't go anywhere without my array of lipsticks and balms and glosses!

MAC Future Earth-Volcanic Ash

The Volcanic Ash Exfoliator looks like something you might want to stay away from should you encounter a blob of this anywhere else but in a neat little tub. Black and gritty, its a little intimidating. But once you try it, you quickly get over the strange look. Its actually kind of cool!

This exfoliant contains volcanic ash and natural oils. It heats up when you apply it to your face and after you wash it away, your skin is glowing, clean and soft. I love it.

Click here for more from the Future Earth Collection.

MAC Neo Sci-Fi

At first glance you might think the colors from the Neo Sci-Fi collection would be too bold to wear. From the picture below, wouldnt you guess the colors would be all 1980's neons? But no! A few of my favorite shades are actually very neutral which happen to blend perfectly with the brighter shades. I like one bold feature- if I have a bolder lip then my eyes will be light. More often than not I go with the strong eye with a bright color and heavy eyeliner with a shiny nude lip.

Lipsticks:

Sci-Fi-Delity -Burnt red with golden pearl

Pleasureseeker - Creamy peach

Astral - Mid-tone brown with red pearl

*Electro - Bright orange (I wear this one with a gloss for high impact!)
*Sunsonic - White gold (I love love love this one, its my everyday lipstick)

Lipglass:
*Supreme - Bronze brown with white pearlized pigments (perfect for a night out, very dramatic)

Naked Space - Creamy mid-tone nude peach
Pink Grapefruit - Pink-orange with gold pearl

Soft and Slow - Mid tone creamy plum

Cremestick Lip Liner:
Beurre - Dirtied plum
80% - Deep, deep cocoa
Summerfruit - Pale coral
Eye Shadows:
Magnetic Fields - Black brown with silver pearlized pigments
*Femme Fi - Frosty golden cream (I'll wear this all year!)
Evening Aura - Frosty golden peach
Time and Space - Frosty copper
*Expensive Pink - Pink with gold duochrome (the pink is so neutral, ideal for a low key look)
Sheertone Shimmer Blush:
*Spaced Out - Shimmery peach (I love this deep peach shade)
X-Rocks - Shimmery mauve
Mascara:
Plushlash - volumizing, lengthening, curling, lifting.
Nail Lacquers:
Metalist - Copper with white pearl
Plasma Blu Turquoise with white pearl
Neon 8 - Brilliant orange with orange pearl
Phosphor -Buzzing bright yellow

MAC website, click here.

MAC Cool Heat

The heat may be sizzling but MAC has some cool colors for the summer. Besides beautiful, sultry lip colors, I'm in love with the cool tones for eyes. My favorite is Warm Chill, a seafoam green with a gold pearl tint. Blue Flame, a metallic navy blue, and Cool Heat frosty teal, are two others that I like to play around with. Mixing and blending colors for me is like a child playing with a box of crayons and chalk.

This collection also features:

Slimshines:
Tropic Glow - Blue-pink with silver pearlized pigments
By Degrees - Neutral brown-pink
Gentle Simmer - yellow-pink with white pearlized pigments
High 90s - Pink-orange
Swelter - Sheer red
Eye Shadows:
Solar White - Frosted muted white-gold
Warming Trend - Frosty light taupe
Gulf Stream - blue-green with green pearlized pigments

limate Blue- violet-blue with pink pearlized pigments


Click here for the complete Cool Heat collection.

MAC Naughty Nauticals

With names like Meet the Fleet and Hey Sailor, MAC's Naughty Nauticals will inspire your summer palette this season. My favorites include a bold blue nail polish named Naughty Nautical, I love it for toenails!

Bell- Bottom Blue pigment is a gorgeous blue shade. I cannot get enough of MAC pigments. They last forever, blend well and have a rich hue. Most often I apply these with the tip of my finger, not very professional of me I know but I can't help it!

This collection includes:

Lipsticks

Ahoy, There! - Sheer light dirty pink with multi-dimensional pearl

Buoy-O-Buoy - Creamy neutral pink brown

Lustreglasses

Ensign - Peachy pink with white and gold pearl

Hey Sailor - Blue plum pink with white pearl flecks

Eyeshadow

Shore Leave - Pale frosty cream

Meet the Fleet - Matte midnight blue

Illegal Cargo - Mid-tone frosty greyed plum

Pigments

Lovely Lily - Lilac with red pearl

Larkabout-Sheer frosty white blue

Mutiny- Clean sky blue with gold pearl

Nail Lacquer

Shirelle- Classic "she's a dame" red

For a complete list of all products, click here

Gracie's Grear and Adventure Babe

I often go for long walks and when I do, in one hand I hold my keys and in the other hand is my ipod. It's so annoying to walk holding these things in my sweaty paws. When I'm trying to lift my free weights I tuck the ipod into my waistband and can I tell you how many times the ipod has fallen down my pants? This is true and it's happened in public.



Gracie's Gear offers the perfect solution by way of a discreet zippered pouch in the sports bra/top. Ideal for housing your ipod while you run or bend or whatever it is you do, this comfortable top holds your ipod or key. YES! I love it. I wear my Gracie's Gear sports bra all the time and am so thankful to finally have a place for my ipod and I don't have to worry about it sliding down my pants leg.

If you saw me working out I think you would be disgusted. I wear the oldest grubbiest tee shirts and worn out tank tops. Why? I don't really know. I feel frivolous spending money on nice work out clothes I guess. But it makes a difference, it really does.

Here's what I need more of- Adventure Babe shirts. These are super cool because they are made with "Vapor fabric which adjusts to cold or warm temperatures and has built in odor resistant and moisture wicking materials."

How excellent is that? Especially when it's so hot that I break a sweat just strolling to my mailbox. This line of high quality women's clothes are worth a look, check it out here. They made tees and tanks, hats, fleece pullovers, all the items you might need if you were an Adventure Babe.

Tight Curves

Tight Curves is a protein powder which builds muscle, strengthens bones, improves skin, hair and nails. Here's the thing- I am not one for powders. I can't tell you how many whey, protein, green and soy powders have clogged my pantry for years. When I was in highschool, I started making Slim Fast shakes and in order to tolerate the powdery, gritty texture, I started scooping ice cream into the blender along with the Slim Fast. Isn't that a brilliant idea for weight control? Right up there with eating cheesecake to get my calcium.


Tight Curves is very good. I add a scoop to my oatmeal or shredded wheat for breakfast which is a very easy way to consume it. Most mornings I add a small scoop to a glass of water, stir it up very well and drink. There's no choking it down or gagging, like when I used make healthy juice out of kale then I'd nearly vomit from the taste.


Tight Curves has a berry flavor (but not overly sweet) and I'm looking forward to blending it up not with ice cream but with my frozen berry blend and soy milk for a healthy shake. If you are looking for a yummy protein shake that goes above and beyond what regular proteins shakes offer, definitely check out Tight Curves.

Dermelect Cosmeceuticals

Here's a brand that is new to me and maybe you- Dermelect Cosmeceuticals. I had not heard of this brand before but I am so glad that I had the chance to test a few items. Now I can highly recommend two fantastic products that give immediate results. And we are all about the instant gratification especially when it comes to beauty, aren't we?

The Detoxifying Oxygen Facial Commission can be used as a cleanser or a masque. It releases oxygen molecules and wakes up the face. It is applied as a cream and it quickly bubbles up, which is a very neat sensation. When you wash your face, it looks amazingly fresh, clean, and pure- like the skin of a baby. I pat it on all over my face, let it sit for a minute then rinse it off. I love how pretty my skin appears! Seriously rosy cheeks and vibrant skin.

The Pore Revolution and T-Zone Mattifier is a must have if you are prone to a lovely oily t-zone like myself. You know I went years, years without using moisturizer on my face under my makeup because of that oily t-zone. This product is a silky cream which contains natural ingredients like willow extract and watercress extract. It clarifies and calms skin, smoothing over large pores and a greasy nose and forehead. After you apply this product, your skin looks and feels like velvet. I use this as a last step in my morning routine, after my non-oily moisturizer, primer with an spf, foundation with an spf and eye cream.

I'm so impressed with these two products, they are my new favorites taking up prime real estate on my bathroom counter. The Dermelect website offers lots of products for all kinds of skin and aging issues. Here's what I absolutely want for summer!

Daily Dollfaces

If Emile Hirsch showed up at my door for a night out on the town wearing this getup, I'd simply say, "I'd like mine extra crispy with a side of cole slaw and mashed potatoes!"

Sarah Michelle Geller looks pretty and casual but if I were to wear that dress, I would look frumpy and pregnant. Not a look I enjoy for myself.

Here's a little Olsen for you. Do you love the Christian Louboutin shoes?

Nicole Richie is like me- addicted to the coffee! I like her style here, very hippy chic. I want that bag.
Nicky Hilton is carrying a bottle of Chanel nail polish. I like it, I think it's Lilac Sky.That girl needs to eat, her legs are the size of my arms.

I don't want to believe the rumors that Jen n' Ben are separating. Jen seems like a good mom, of course she has a nanny somewhere but she's always carrying Violet and spending time with her.

Im one hundred percent sure that Jaclyn Smith had plastic surgery. She cannot be sixty and look that great naturally! She's always been a stunning woman.

Stunning but not happy, Halle Berry looks thrilled, NOT, to be out and about. When my kids were babies, I was literally skipping- no prancing, when I got a chance to go out alone. Cheer up Halle!
Not everyone can wear white pants and not just because they get dirty quickly and you can see underpants through them. White pants make people look bigger and wider. OF COURSE Gisele can pull it off. Not only is she blessed with a voluminous head of hair, good boobs, small hips but she also has long thin legs. No fair!
Remember when Cameron Diaz used to flip off the paparazzi all the time? I think that's when she dated Justin Timberlake. He's such a buzz kill!


photos:fadedyouthviajjb,ohnotheydidnt,justjared

Virtual Color Studio

If eyes are the windows to our souls then what does the color of our eyes tell people? Mine are a pale blue but I would love to pump up the volume on the color and go for a bright color, maybe a vivid sky blue. Maybe a dark green. And I've always wondered what I'd look like with brown eyes.

With LensShopper, an online shop for all your contact lens needs, they have a neat Virtual Color Studio which allows you to choose a model with your coloring and have them 'try on' different eye colors. I'm still learning towards a brighter blue. I think if I needed to wear contact lenses, there is no doubt I'd choose colored ones. You can click here to see the colors they offer. Pretty neat!

Thymes Sleep Well collection

When I lay in bed at night, my mind races and I can't stop thinking of everything I need to accomplish the next day- and in life. My heart beats like a drum and I toss and turn. I haven't had a good night sleep in so long that I forget what its like to sleep for seven or eight solid hours.

Here comes Thymes to the rescue with their Sleep Well Collection. Quick background on Thymes- I was out to breakfast with a friend when she whipped out a bottle of perfume. It was Thymes Kimono Rose and it smelled so wonderful. I got in touch with the company and they sent me items to review, beautifully packaged and presented. I was impressed. When I tried the products, I became a huge fan of this luxury brand.

It comes as no big surprise that the Sleep Well Collection is beyond fantastic. The heavenly scent is clean and fresh combining rose oil, ylang ylang, neroili oil for a light floral fragrance. There is a Sleep Well Aha Body Lotion which contains rose oil, calming chamomile and valerian. Sleep Well Foaming Bath invites you to a warm soak before bed, while the Aromatic Candle sends you into the land of sweet dreams and the Mist for Body and Bed is a must for linens. I spray it over my bed and pillows before I get into bed.

This collection is a must have! Head over to the Thymes website for more. Check out all their products anything from this brand makes an amazing gift for loved ones...or yourself.

Artemis Woman Personal Groomer

This is a nifty gadget for every girl who grooms. This small, sleek tool is called the Personal Groomer from Artemis Woman.



It trims hair easily and comfortably. I'm taking about the bikini line area, eyebrows, all the various spots where pesky unwanted hair sprouts up. Just whip out your Personal Groomer and say goodbye. I love it. This must-have tool runs on a single A battery and because of the size, it can fit anywhere. When I travel, I like to bring all my accoutrements with me so this one will definitely find its way into my makeup bag.



The Personal Groomer can be purchased everywhere- online, WalMart, CVS etc. Easy to use, inexpensive, small size...no woman should be without one! Click here for more information- check out the Professional Facial Center, now that is what I need!

Daily Dollfaces

Naomi Watts can pull off any outfit but this dress. floppy bow, plus chunky shoes is not so flattering

Instead of liking Denise Richards more after watching her reality show, I like her so much less!
Reese Witherspoon looking very 1980's chic at the airport. Are those jeans Sassoon or Sergio Valente?

Renee Zellweger at the airport. Who is she dating now? Its time to take a dive into the Hollywood dating pool. Let's pair her with Jared Leto.

One of these is not a Trump.

Demi Moore, what's she doing there? Ivanka's boobs are ferocious.

Please tell me how Lisa Rinna stays in such amazing shape. I know she dances but she must have a personal trainer, nutritionalist and life coach on hand 24/7. And maybe a plastic surgeon?

Some women might be jealous of Sherri Shepard sitting on that guys lap, but not me. I never thought those guys were very good looking! They are probably vain

and self obsessed. Speaking of vain and self obsessed, Mario Lopez could be the last man on earth and I would remain uninterested. V-neck tee shirts are not cute.

Forget the guy, I'm looking at her outfit. I love it! I want that scarf and bag. These clowns are everywhere. And they got famous...how?

Pregnancy belly or bagel bloat? Those shoes do NOT go with the outfit. Gwyneth, what were you thinking? Oh, you weren't because you are too busy feeling sick and tired. Bun in the oven!

I love the white blonde hair and black dress. Very chic. Leave it to Gwen to have gorgeous pregnancy style. She and Angelina should have a belly face off.

I always imagine David Arquette keeps a whoopi cushion in his pocket and wife Courteney moans about having two kids to take care of, him and daughter Coco Puffs.

YES, this is an outfit I would wear any day of the week! Cindy Crawford looks so casual and pretty but still age appropriate.

I always wear big hats when I'm working outside. This is a hat fit for the Kentucky Derby, not an airport. Catherine Zeta Jones should rethink her head-wear.

Christie Brinkley is pretty and is aging well (botox! eye lift!). But I think her daughter Alexa has her own unique beauty.

Ugh! Feast your eyes on this mess. What is Paris carrying? Looks like something that might be sold in an Adults-only store. How very goth and looks. And not in a good way.

Daily Dollfaces

Oh Katherine Heigl, no! Smoking, sitting in the sun AND alcohol? Out of all those, I regularly participate in wine drinking but that's because it's good for me, right? Wink.
Hi Jen! I love her casual style but am not crazy about the macrame shoes. In other news, Jennifer Aniston is going to join John Mayer on tour! I wonder if he sings Your Body is Wonderland to her? How many times can you hear that without rolling your eyes? Esp. since it was written for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Tori Spelling just popped out her second kid and she's back to doing what celebs do best- trolling the streets for paparazzi. Where's the baby? Probably with Candy, in the gift wrapping suite. I'm not even commenting on her husband's painted toe nails.

Jessica Alba popped out her daughter, Honor Marie, recently and of course she's got a nanny/nurse on the payroll.These actresses can't take care of their babies by themselves? I think in Hollywood, you automatically get a divorce lawyer on speed dial and a nanny as soon as you became A list. They just arrive on your doorstep. And a personal trainer plus chef.

Cameron Diaz is a firm believer in saving the environment. She drives a Prius after all. Here she is, being green by reusing and recycling Jennifer Aniston's old boyfriend Paul.

I can't even begin to imagine what it's like to date Matthew Mcconagoogle. That would probably be like having a grown child in the house. Wasn't he recently hitting on girls at a bar in Nicaragua? The answer is YES. Maybe he and Camilla are bongo thumping swingers?

This photo is not photoshopped and it's not a scene from A Christmas Carol. It's Courtney Love! She and Amy Winehouse are sitting at death's doorstep. Scary and sad!

Lindsay Lohan hasn't been up to any wild antics lately. No DUIs, no driving into trees in Beverly Hills, no late night booty calls...I think this is serious!

Julia Roberts kids, Phinneas (unfortunate name!) and Hazel. I love his red hair!

Right, even without makeup, Heidi Klum is cute. But I always look at the super skinny bridge of her nose and wonder if she's had a nose job?

La la la, Hello Ariel!

Is that not a perfect profile? I'm taking this to a plastic surgeon and telling him to make me look like Emmy Rossum from the side, Angelina Jolie from the front!

Whats kind of funny is that even before kids can actually read, they recognize major landmarks like Target, McDonalds, Burger King and in Violet's case, Starbucks. She's been consuming that stuff since she was in the womb! She's fluent in grande, venti and soy.

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Cinnabar Acupuncture Clinic and Spa

If you should find yourself in San Diego, California you might want to check out the Cinnabar Acupuncture Clinic and Spa. I've always been intrigued with traditional Chinese medicine and the idea of acunpuncture. I've never had it done but I'm open to (almost) anything that doesn't involve going under anesthesia and being cut open.

Cinnabar also offers Cupping, remember when Gwyneth Paltrow went out with those big round circles all over her back? That was from Cupping. A little acupuncture, cupping, some facial rejuvenation and a satchel of Chinese herbs to treat my anxiety and I will be a new woman.

"Cosmetic acupuncture is a non-surgical alternative to more invasive, painfulprocedures - and for many, is the new "face lift" of choice. Cosmetic acupuncture can help reduce wrinkles and hyperpigmentation, stimulate collagen production, increase circulation to sagging skin, and more -without the painful recovery time associated with surgical procedures." Yes! I want my collagen stimulated! Sounds good to me.

For more information on Cinnabar Acupunture Clinic and Spa, click here.

Charity of the Week: The Joyful Heart Foundation

Founder, Mariska Hargitay

My intention is to highlight a charity every week. I might fall behind in this so forgive me. But aside from beauty and celebrities and fun products, I think it's important to be aware of helping others and to do our part, no matter how big or small, in keeping this big world spinning.



I'm featuring charities so that you can learn more and maybe donate your time, money or support- whatever you can give. This week, my charity is The Joyful Heart Foundation. It's definitely worth your time to click over and read about this amazing charity. The website is beautiful so please take a look and read through it, especially the gallery page.



The founder is the gorgeous Mariska Hargitay who you've seen on Law and Order. She has brains, beauty and a compassionate heart.


"I started the Joyful Heart Foundation in 2002 to help survivors of sexual assault heal their minds, bodies and spirits and reclaim their lives. Playing Detective Olivia Benson on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit opened my eyes to the epidemic of sexual assault in this country. It wasn't just in the scripts for the show, but in the many emails I received from viewers disclosing their stories of sexual assault for the first time.



I felt a great responsibility to these brave women to let them know that they had been heard and that they could have hope. I studied the subject, trained to become a crisis counselor, and have used my visibility as an actress to become an advocate. The result was The Joyful Heart Foundation, an organization dedicated to providing support and encouragement for survivors of sexual assault. In creating programs for our members, we quickly realized that everyone heals differently.



We provide an extensive network of resources for women and our own groundbreaking retreats that include art therapy, surf camps, swimming with dolphins in the wild, yoga and writing workshops that complement traditional counseling and therapy. When women are abused and assaulted, it is like the doors to their souls slam shut.



The goal of Joyful Heart is to let the light, and the life, back in--to banish the darkness and let the healing begin." – Mariska Hargitay, President & Founder, Joyful Heart Foundation

Daily Dollfaces

If the costumes from Star Trek and Battlefield Earth mated, this dress would be the result. Tyra isn't smiling with her eyes which brings down the whole ensemble.

This photo of Gwyneth is causing speculation that she might have a bun in her Viking range oven. But really, can't someone simply have a bagel bloat? My tummy looks like that all the time and Im certainly not pregnant.

I love a white sundress for hazy summer days like Halle Berry's. Where's the baby? I want to see her daughter, I bet she is beautiful.

Does she or doesn't she have butt implants? Kim Kardashian and her sister poolside.

This is how you do a red carpet. Charlize Theron is beyond gorgeous in this floral frock.

All right Jennifer Aniston. We need to talk. With gas prices so high and environmental concerns in the forefront of almost everyone's mind, we need to discuss the enormous gas guzzling Range Rover you drive. It would be most economical and such a great example if you were to trade that bad boy in for something like...oh, maybe a Prius? The 2009 models are really sweet and we know you can afford to buy one for John Mayer, me and Courteney Cox. So how about it?

We's in Kentwood y'all! And I's got spots on mah shirt and cap-ree pants with mah boots!

Reese Witherspoon looks so summery and fresh in her white dress and heels. Do you think she ever has moments of drinking too much wine, swallowing extra Xanax in moments of self pity and wondering about boarding a plane with nothing but a one way ticket to ...somewhere? Not that...you know.. not that I ever do things like that.

Wow there's so much going on in Rachel Zoe's jigsaw puzzle of a dress. I see patterns and heiroglyphics that even the best code crackers would give up on.

Why hello there Palm Beach socialite! Have we met before? I believe it was at a canasta game and you were wearing the mink turban? I was the one with the bell bottom pant suit drinking a martini. We shimmied to disco tunes all night long and re-enacted the old Studio 54 days.

See this gorgeous creature? Karolina Kurkova is her name and people were commenting on her jiggly buttocks and cellulite thighs. hello! Isn't she near perfection? Wouldn't we be thrilled to look like her on any given day?

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. Cute couple! I love her coif. It's very windswept!

When I saw this photo of Mario Lopez posing, it reminded me of a Shar-pei. Not because Mario is necessarily a dog, but because his tummy looks all bunched up like the wrinkles of the pup. He doesn't have to bare all, thats quite okay if he keeps it all on.

Not sure of the dress-shirt thing. But I do love the shoes. You have to be careful with these because the gladiator look tends to look chunky and cuts off the leg. Fergie's been messing with the self tanning lotion, no?

Eve looks great and I adore the tatoos she has on her chest. Really, not many people can pull off the paw prints. Take me for example, it would be ridiculous! But she rocks it.

Duff Stuff! Have you had enough Duff? Duff squared- Hilary and her sister Haylie are two starlets out on the town. I'm not a Haylie fan but I did like her in Napoleon Dynamite.

Christina needs to remove the layers upon layers on caked- on makeup. My face would feel so heavy with all that spackle on it, it would droop like a Basset Hound! Sandblasting that hard core foundation off would be like power washing my house.

Anne Hathaway in a heavy pocketed dress. Its sort of like a trench coat- dress- hybrid. It's too much fabric for my taste. But I like the shorter hair! I'm glad she lost the excess- I'm talking about her check bouncing boyfriend.

md skincare by Dr. Dennis Gross

Every morning when I awake from my slumber at the rude hour of 6:45, my eyes are as swollen as a puffer fish. Immediately before I do anything else, I reach for my md Skincare Hydra-Pure Firming Cream. By time I roll into my clothes and head downstairs to tell the maid what to make me for breakfast, my eyes have depuffed and I'm back to my glamour kitten self. Just kidding, I don't have a maid. I have a butler of course!



md skincare also offers Instant Beautification Eye Area Firming Patches which works with the Hydra-Pure Cream. You peel off the back layer of the patch, apply a bit of the cream and place the under eye area. After twenty minutes, your eyes look younger and firmer, fine lines and wrinkles are less noticable! It's like skincare magic. You can use the patches twice a week and with continued use, long term improvement will be seen.

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La Mer, not only for starlets

Because I've been cursed with overactive oil glands, I have the need to use any type of tonic, toner, lotion, treatment available to restrain the substance that insists on leaking through my pores. I keep a packet of those blotting papers in my purse 24/7. I know you aren't supposed to try to suppress too much of the natural oils but come on. Who wants a shiny face? Not me. La Mer Oil Absorbing Tonic keeps the oil in check.

Just use a little cotton pad and gently blot this on your oily trouble zones. It won't dry you out but will keep the oil glands from overproducing. "algae extracts to significantly reduce excess sebum that can lead to adult breakouts." Adult breakouts? There shouldn't even be such a thing!

I've mentioned before how very very finicky I am when it comes to powders. I usually don't even bother because after an hour or so, the powder becomes caked in my fine lines and I surely don't want to draw attention to those, please! But La Mer Powder is so fantastic that even the most picky powder haters will love it. Smooth textured and finely grained, this powder is a stand out. I use it most sparingly with a large brush. My skin becomes like velvet and stays that way.

Two snaps.

I'm a sucker for anything that promises a radiant complexion! The Radiant Infusion is a serum like product that somehow gives your skin a glow. I don't know how it works exactly but I do like how my face looks after applying this. I use it at night a few times a week to perk up my tired complexion.

It contains "ionizing sea salts, Radiant Ferments and super anti-oxidants." Delicious!

You might think the only product La Mer puts out is the famous and beloved Creme de la Mer. But surprise, surprise! They have an entire line of various beauty products out for the entire world to enjoy. Not only do the Hollywood starlets love La Mer but even tired and exhausted mothers enjoy the benefits of glorious La Mer products. I feel so super glamorous when I pat my La Mer onto my pasty complexion!

This brand has tons of items to choose from. Go ahead and have a look. Imagine you are a movie star wearing a marabou trimmed silk robe lounging poolside while your cabana boy brings you Pomegranate martinis. Pick something from La Mer, treat yourself well.

Daily Dollfaces

Just in case you were wondering if Kate and Lance went out to dinner last night- yes, they did.

Her sandals look like band-aids.

Hilary Duff should know not to pair a tee shirt that says NEW YORK with cowboy boots. That's like pairing a prairie dog with a Cartier wrist watch. It doesn't go together.

So there was this event called the Crystal + Lucy awards and of course celebrities showed up because really, what else do they have to do but shop and go to hoity toity events?
I haven't a single clue why Rumer was there.

Salma showed up looking like a demure but hot secretary.

Mrs. Roper?

Ginnifer Godwin showed up.

So did Eva Mendes.

Debra Messing was there wearing a Mexican inspired robe.

Who's idea was it to pose Nicole Kidman with a gaggle of livestock?

I was watching The Golden Compass and was mesmorized by her face! She looks way different nowadays. I was staring at her lips, surely she's had them plumped.

Cute! Very well orchestrated. Matching bundles of cashmere blankets.

Anne Hathaway is now free to enter the revolving door of Hollywood dating. She dumped her scandalous Zach Braff look-alike boyfriend and not a moment too soon. Who can we set her up with now? I bet she's gives John Mayer a whirl, he enjoys making the rounds.

Matthew McConagoogle's girlfriend Camila is so chic and casual and cute. But that huge plastic clip in her hair is not. I learned a long time ago that those clips are a fashion no-no, along with big fabric scrunchies. Matt's shirt looks like its been through the dryer too many times, its too small. All the better to show off those biceps though, eh?

Cameron Diaz, who is she dating these days? She's been around the block a few times.

I just can't wait for this movie, Amelia, starring Hilary Swank. If there was a way for me to get my manicured hands on the screenplay, I would be so thrilled. Who better to play the famous aviatrix than Hilary?

The story, the costumes, the music of the era...I hope the movie is as great as I anticipate it to be.

I adore Amy Poehler! I'm writing a screenplay and there is a character that she could play. Perhaps she reads this blog and she'll get in touch and we will be come best friends and then I too can hang out with Tina Fey!

Don't be jealous. Soon those elegant lucite heels can be yours. Shauna Sand is coming out with a line of heels and she told me (seriously she did) that they will be available in the near future. In person Shauna is tiny, as are most women in Hollywood. She is also very tan and I wanted to slather her with spf60 and wipe her makeup off because sometimes less is more. Unless you're talking about lucite heels and then more is more and it will never be enough.

Peter Thomas Roth, The Unwrinkle Powder

If you never leave the house without a firm application of powder then you will want to try this one from Peter Thomas Roth, The Unwrinkle Powder. Finely grained powder with a natural, velvet smooth finish, this powder contains the anti-aging ingredients found in his famous UnWrinkle products.



"The new powder is lightweight, translucent and instantly improves the overall look of the skin while delivering anti-aging peptides and neuropeptides, which helps to reduce the appearance of fine lines and deep wrinkles. " If want to get nit-picky about it, this contains SYN-AKE – a synthetic neuropeptide that mimics the wrinkle relaxing properties of snake venom from the Brazilian Viper. And that just makes me want to brag that I put snake venom on my face for a youthful glow. It's just what I do. It's how I roll. Yup, snake venom.



Today I am wearing only a hint of this powder on my face. It's a lightweight powder that doesn't settle into cracks and lines and pores. I love this line of products, each time I try something I love it. Another awesome product you need to try if you have an oily T zone like yours truly is the Mattifying Gel. And did you know this brand is sold on QVC? Have a look.



And I have to share this with you:
The Un-Wrinkle Pressed Powder compact will appear on the big screen on June 20th in a key scene of the new action comedy “Get Smart,” that sends secret agent Maxwell Smart and his lovely-but-lethal partner Agent 99 on a mission to thwart the latest plot for world domination. Agent 99 (played by Hathaway) throws the compact and it smokes when it hits the ground to reveal the hidden lasers that Agent 99 and Maxwell Smart are trying to avoid so they don’t set off any alarms.

Sally Hansen Natural Beauty Inspired by Carmindy

Sally Hansen Natural Beauty Inspired by Carmindy

Carmindy is so gorgeous!

Sally Hansen is introducing their line of natural beauty products inspired by the lovely makeup artist, Carmindy. This line of makeup is designed to bring out a woman's natural beauty. With beautiful soft colors, Sally Hansen Natural Beauty Inspired by Carmindy contains ingredients like soy, bamboo, papaya and mango- just a few of my favorite things.



I have used Sally Hansen products for years. In fact, their lip plumper is one of the best Ive ever tried. I cannot tell you how many Sally nail polishes and cuticle creams reside in my bathroom. So its exciting to have this brand bring out more great beauty products.

I tried the Lip Color which is soft and smooth- a great, non-chalky lipstick. The Lip Gloss gives lips high shine, this product can easily compete with the department store brands. With the Always Perfect Liquid Eye Liner, making a nice Amy Winehouse cats eye has never been easier. The Natural Blush in Etheral Sublime is so gorgeous, a summery pink shade that I will use all year for a glow. And the Instant Definition Eye Shadow Palette contains three blendable shades to highlight, contour and apply to the lid. This product takes the guess work out of applying eye shadows.

I'm very pleased with this new line and I think you will be too. The best part is not the natural ingredients or the colors or the fact that Carmindy herself is involved...no, the best is that you can buy these items at the drugstore with money left over to put gas in your tank!

Daily Dollfaces

Little Violet Affleck is going to grow up expecting to see photographers every where she goes! I sort of feel sorry for that life style. Anyway, I predict within the next year Jen will be pregnant again. Time for another bumper crop of celebrity babies for next summer.

Kristin Davis always looks so nice and she dresses for her body type. I loved the Sex and the City movie and she was adorable in it.

Judging from the dress, I'm guessing Michelle Williams is acting in a film from maybe the 1940's? But those slippers are totally 2008!

Sometimes...you just have to let the weave go. It's time. I think the hand is saying it's time to unravel that ball of yarn. Free the locks held captive by the dirty fake extensions. I would think that Britney's scalp would constantly itch, that looks downright painful.

Here's an outfit I would totally wear. Reese Witherspoon has such nice legs. Must be from all the yoga she's been doing with Jake. Wink wink.

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong out again. How long before he buys her a fancy racing bike? That's the hallmark of a serious relationship for Lance.

As a supermodel and judge on Project Runway, Heidi Klum should know better. A dress of that length will always make you look stumpy. It's an old woman length. And the heavy shoes just add to the chunky aesthetic. Heidi laid a big fat fart with this outfit. In fashion, you eder in or you out. She out.

I've liked Carla Gugino ever since I saw her cinematic masterpiece with that fine thespian, Pauly Shore. Surely you've seen- and loved- Son In Law?

This little Bijou girl is so cute! Ideal casting for my future movie would be Bijou, Blake Lively, Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz. I love her fun dress and strappy shoes. She's adorable.

I can only guess that Amy's paw is orange/brown because she applied self tanner somewhere on her body. That's why you must, must wash your hands with soap after application. I have taken to applying self tanning lotion with latex gloves so I don't have stained palms. Amy might also benefit from a stint with ProActiv.

What in Knotts Landing did Joan Van Ark do to her face? One too many at home peels coupled with a vast array of botox, me thinks. The only part of her face that looks untouched by a scalpel and needles is the apples of her cheeks. She almost has the chola eyebrow. Almost.

Creme of Nature Haircare

This hair care line is a MUST if you have dry, color treated hair. If your ends are split and your tendrils are wispy and weak. If you fight frizz everyday and your hair looks worse than Britney's beat weave. If your daughter describes your hair as being "fuzzy" then Creme of Nature is for you (and me).

Creme of Nature smells delicious and it softens hair and smoothes those wild ends. I love the shampoo which leaves my hair untangled and I can actually get a brush through it. There are conditioners you rinse out and leave- in conditioners. For the leave- in ones, you only need a tiny dab to run over the ends of your hair for a completely frizz free day. The Certified Organic Ingredients cause you no worry about what you are putting on your head.

I love the combinations:

*Chamomile and Comfrey Healing Conditioner for Dehydrated Hair

*Red Clover & Aloe Soothing Shampoo for Dry Hair and Flaky Scalp

*Kiwi & Citrus Ultra Moisturizing Shampoo for Dry, Brittle Hair

*Sunflower & Coconut Detangling Conditioning Shampoo, Regular Formula for Normal Hair

You can find out more on their website here!

Daily Dollfaces

Katherine Heigl is on vacay in Mexico. You know what? I want to film a hit tv show for a few months out of the year then go on a luxury trip. Sign me up. I work cheap and I can write my own lines. Score!

Fear not my friends, everything is right with the world again- Posh is wearing heels. And I dont have a picture but Matthew McConagohey is running around with his shirt off. Whew. Its all back to normal.

Possibly the only woman on the planet who can wear leggings or tight skinny pants and get away with it, Gisele Bunchen. Or as I pronounce her last name, Bunchkin.

Would these two gayelle's just come out of their walk-in closet already? Lindsay Lohan and her gal pal Samantha Ronson.

Is it a doctor or an angel? All white wearing Jennifer Garner. Every time I wear an all white outfit, I feel like a dental hygienist. Or a giant Q-tip.

I'm sure we can get this back to Kevin Bacon somehow. Kate Hudson is dating Lance Armstrong who dated Sheryl Crow who used to date Kate's ex, Owen Wilson who was in You, Me and Dupree with Matt Dillon who was in Wild Things with Kevin Bacon! See, all roads lead to Kevin!

You think Liza Minelli uses a stencil for those perfect chola eyebrows? Or does she free-hand it with a fine point Sharpie? I say it's a gel pen from Michael's.

The dress is a bit bubbly for my taste but Charlize Theron is pure perfection. Does she have a drop of cellulite or a tiny line of a wrinkle? I doubt it.

Back in the 1980's I bought a skirt exactly like the one Kate Bosworth is wearing above. I bought it at TJ Maxx on the clearance rack.

Lisa Rinna and the Olsen twins. I kid, I kid. That's Lisa and her daughters, Delilah and Amelia.

I don't know why I even bother with makeup and hair care, personal hygiene and health. Amy Winehouse is a fine example of poor nutrition, bad health and negligent basic care but she's being hired to sing at venues far and wide. I'm going to slap a scarf over my head, Aunt Jemima style and hit the scene. Emma Roberts falls prey to the feet eating pants syndrome but other than that, Julia's niece is totally cute.

If by 'Father of Year' it means he makes the effort to hire help to care for Jaden and Sean, then by all means, go ahead and give Kevin Federline the golden trophy. Does he even work? Or is he a bona fide Mr. Mom?

Where ever Heidi Klum travels, entourage will follow. Hands on mom? I don't know. A couple of nannies plus her mother? No wonder why Heidi says she wants more kids. She has more help than children. Don't forget the private chef and personal trainer.

Winner of the Dollface contest!

Congratulations to KAREN of NYC. She is pregnant so the Belli Baby basket will definitely be put to good use.

Stay tuned for more contests!

Sharon Bolton Scents~

I've mentioned many times before that Sharon Bolton scents are so amazing, smell so delicious and are purely addicting that you will be reaching for your vial of oil on a daily basis. I apply it to my wrists before bed so I can experience the scent as I drift off into sleep. Just a little tiny dab, nothing overwhelming. I always get compliments when I wear Luv, its my number one favorite scent. I use other fragrances here and there but this is what I reach for again and again. And again.



Sharon is removing the "bad stuff" from her products- now that I've been reading about these nasty ingredients, I want to stay far away from them as possible. Sharon is eliminating all parabens and laurel sulphates from the products. The perfume oils are phthalate free and alcohol free.



On that note, have you seen the new Green Tv channel? Now that Top Chef and Work Out are over, I need to find something to watch this summer!

Big news in makeup: Physicians Formula Organic Wear

This is huge news! Certified organic makeup for us beauty lovers. I'm excited about this because the more I research chemicals in makeup, the more nervous I get about what I've been putting on my face for the last oh, twenty years. The more pure, the better.

I am happy to pass all this information along to my fellow dollfaces. One step at a time. First check out the new line of Physicians Formula. Next buy yourself a Prius. Don't forget to recycle and conserve water. Baby steps. Together we can lead a healthier and more earth friendly lifestyle, right?

Physicians Formula Organic Wear is the first brand - prestige or mass - to bring certified organic makeup to consumers - this is huge industry news and Physicians Formula are pioneers in the beauty market. The certification is actually Eco Cert - a certification out of France and Physicians Formula is the first US brand to attain it. The products are 100% free of parabens, GMO's, synthetic fragrances, preservatives and synthetic colors. So you can feel good about looking good!

To celebrate this landmark launch, they are teaming up with well-known organic farmer's markets across the country so that when consumers are looking for organic produce, etc., they can also find good-for-you makeup. It's literally a one-stop shop!

This Sunday, they are sampling coupons and products at the Hollywood Farmer's Market. *The address is Iva and Selma Avenue between Hollywood and Sunset Blvd.*
The market will run tomorrow, Sunday June 15th, from 9-1pm, click here for more information!

The Daily Cookie shows you how to get stick-straight hair with the Corioliss Pro Flat Iron - complete with before and after photos!

Roselyn from Makeup Makes Me Happy™ tries out the new Physician's Formula Talc-Free Mineral Wear™ Loose Powder. Check out what her thoughts were!

A Touch of Blusher adores this face wash!

The Makeup Divas reviews the new Bobbi Brown Pink Collection along with pictures and swatches.

Who couldn't use a little stress relief? Beauty411 raves about Johnson's Melt Away Stress line; check it out and enter the contest to win a free assortment of Melt Away Stress products!

Beauty Anonymous loves Chanel Levres Scintillantes Glossimer for lips!
Bionic Beauty packs up her makeup and skincare and moves half-way across the country. Check out her packing techniques and products.

The Beauty Blog Network welcomes newest member, "Makeup Loves Me to the network. Her blog is an absolute must see.

Elke shows how to contour cheekbones, for an updated version of the newest beauty trend for this summer and fall.

Kitiya from Mischo Beauty invites you to enter her “Mischo Beauty Johnson & Johnson Melt Away Stress Giveway!”

Beauty Banter gives you A-list Summer Hair Therapy... summer do's, must-have products, and celebrity cutter beauty secrets!

The Beauty of Life welcomes in the dog days of summer with an assortment of cocktail-inspired beauty products!


makeup loves me is giving away 5 sets of sally hansen lip lab products!

15 Minute Beauty Fanatic gets some great anti-aging tips from Dr. Patricia Wexler!

Glossypink is a believer in bronzer again thanks to this gem!

Canadian Beauty has figured out the way to get seriously radiant skin!

Joy from Makeup Junkie is wondering if no! no! is A No-No? Check out Week 1 of her review!

Headed to Hawaii this summer? Karen from Makeup and Beauty Blog gets a manicure and pedicure in paradise when she visits The Lippmann Collection Nail Studio on Oahu.

Beauty companies are slapping the word "natural" and "organic" on every product these days. How do you know what to use? Cybelesays investigates and comes up with a winning skin care line.


Makeup Moxie has beauty lust for L’Occitane Rice Ultra-Matte Face Fluid

Growing out your bangs/fringes? let Pursebuzz.com show you a cute superfast way to get it out of your face.


Who doesn't need tips for a perfect long-lasting pedicure this summer? Beth from Beauty Junkie in SF has exactly what you need!

Daily Dollfaces

I love Cate Blanchett's natural beauty. I hope she doesn't succomb to any plastic surgery ever.

Mischa Barton's dress reminds me a giant dust bunny that came off my ceiling fan.

I'm not very familiar with this person, Nikki Cox, but her mug is all over the place as an example of Bad Plastic Surgery. Poor girl.

Cindy Crawford and famile. It bothers me that her husband spells his name Rande instead of Randy. Rande Gerbre. Whatevere!

Jennifer Garner is so CUTE. I bet she was one of those preppy girls in highschool who wore Bass loafers (with pennies in them) and sweaters and Izod shirts with the collars turned up. Her hair was always pulled into a ponytail and she was friendly and got straight A's. I know the type. I wasn't one but I remember clearly!

Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba should have a face off over who is more grumpy looking. Does this girl ever crack a smile?

Rumer really needs to button up that dress. Amy Smart is a huge dog lover.

Soooooo word on the street is that John Mayer is a real master in the bedroom. What does he do that's so fancy? I want to know!

I hope Jen realizes that this romance a summer fling and not true love forever (according to the gossip blogs). I can't handle if she gets another broken heart!

Hilary Duff stars in My Pants Ate My Feet.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks all summery. Is that a Bitten dress? When I lived in NJ, the high point of my trips into Greenwich Village was to stop at Dean and DeLuca and get a muffin.

Love Jessica's green bag but hate the shoes with the shorty shorts. Do you think after you reach a certain age, you should stop wearing mini skirts and tiny shorts?

If I had to redo my pregnancies, I'd buy some long dresses like Gwen and be comfy all day long.

Britney should lose the wonky weave and buy an Amy Winehouse crack- hive wig.

Drop the Frap! Do you know how much sugar is in that thing?

I expect to see Victoria Beckham on the cover of all major tabloids this week. She's not only in baggy pants but in flat shoes? Is this a sign of the apocolypse?

Angelina can take a unflattering photo just like the rest of us?

Crack hive! Imagine how easy life would be if you could plop a big ol' wig on your head as you go out the door in the morning. No more hot rollers, curling iron, flatiron and hours under a hot blow dryer. So easy! So convenient! So flattering! Plus a towering hive makes you look skinnier. It's the hair to hip ratio. Or maybe it's the crack.

Sun protection with Eucerin

Eucerin Everyday Protection, don't leave home without it!

Sure she's got the cute lucite heels but did she remember her sunscreen?



So long ago, I wanted to be tan. I thought that deep, crispy- fried look was sexy. With white-blonde hair and dark skin, I looked like a photograph negative. In other words, I looked horrible. Once I reached thirty I figured I better start taking care of myself. It's been years since I tried to lay in the sun for a tan mostly because I know the sun causes wrinkles and aging. I put lots of sunscreen, wear a hat, large glasses and stay in the shade whenever I can.

Tips for Everyday Sun Sense from The Skin Cancer Foundation, presented by Dr. Rosemarie Ingleton, M.D., P.C.

*Do not burn intentionally…If you have had 5 or more sunburns in your lifetime it doubles your risk of melanoma, the most serious form of skin cancer. THEN: I wanted a sunburn so that it would fade to a tan especially on my face! NOW: I wear a moisturizer with sunscreen plus a primer with a SPF 15 and a foundation with sunscreen too!

*Seek shade. Remember the sun's rays are most intense between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. Simple rule: If your shadow is shorter than you are, seek shade. THEN: Gosh, I used to think those hours were optimal tanning time! NOW: I wear a hat plus sunglasses and sunscreen and stay out of the sun as much as possible.

*Wear protective clothing when possible. For example, long-sleeved shirts, pants, wide-brimmed hats and UV-blocking sunglasses. THEN: What hat? NOW: I have a small collection of wide rimmed hats and I don't care how silly I look in them!

*Generously apply a broad-spectrum SPF of 15 or higher to all exposed skin everyday before going outdoors. THEN: Bain de Soliel no 4 tanning oil NOW: Sunscreen must be spf15, ideally a 60+

*Examine your skin from head to toe every month. If you notice a bleeding, growing or new mole, or any other significant change, schedule an appointment with your physician immediately.

THEN: Skin that looks like jerky means I'm tanning to 100% capacity. NOW: Smooth skin with no new moles.

*Schedule a skin cancer screening with your dermatologist annually. THEN: I'm too young to worry! NOW: How soon can I make an appointment?

The Beauty of Life interview...

Yup there I am. Jamie from The Beauty of Life blog so kindly posted an interview with me today. You are welcome to check it out here. It's good reading for this Friday, the 13th.

Thank you so much Jamie!

Essie Brings on the Bright Colors!

These Summer '08 neons might look bright on the screen but trust me, they are way more vivid in real life. Especially on the nails! I love these exotic shades for my toes. Bring on the wild hues for summer. Shocking, brilliant and bold- that's how I would describe these shades.

Essie Nail Polishes are so amazing. They dry fast and have a great consistency. Essie is always coming out with new colors keeping their huge collection of colors fresh and exciting. Bravo to them for pumping out fun fashionable colors. Their base and top coats are a must use to keep nail color lasting for several days. I really have to take my time when I paint my nails, using both base coat and top coat. To Dry For, Essie's top coat, helps nails dry quickly so you can be out the door with nails that are completely dry and not tacky.

These nail shades are not for the shy and timid! Click here for more Essie.

WorkOut: the show, the dvd

I have become so addicted to watching this show! I've been there since the very beginning way back in Season One and became emotionally involved in all of Jackie Warner's trials and tribulations, professionally and personally. Her trainers are all so good looking and fit, definite eye candy and inspiration for men and women! I was at a club a long time ago and saw a guy who looked so familiar, but where did I know him from? It wasn't until Season three began that I realized it was a trainer from Sky Sport, Greg Peeler!

The Workout dvd recently hit stores and I want it in my hands. I try to exercise every day and occasionally when I feel stagnant in my routine, I'll pick up an exercise video. This one tops my list. I rather do weights or stretching than any cardio. I dislike jogging and running- a brisk walk is about all I like to do but I try to lift light weights and do a lot of yoga. I think the Workout dvd might help me amp up my regime a bit without having to exert a lot of cardio effort.

Have you bought this one? I'd love to hear thoughts on it.

Reader Giveaway!

Bruno Jamais Restaurant
Belli Baby

We are giving away a set of Belli Baby Products at a retail value of $32.00. Belli is the perfect gift of pampering for yourself, friends or loved ones about to give birth. I bet they smell amazing as baby products always carry a sweet, fresh scent.

Besides a Belli Baby set, you will receive a $50.00 gift certificate to the ultra luxurious Bruno Jamais Restaurant. Bruno Jamais Restaurant Club is located at 24 East 81st Street between Madison and Fifth.

Since the restaurant is located in New York City, remember to send me an email only if you are in the NYC area so you can use your gift certificate! Email me at Distressedbluejeans@gmail.com and write CONTEST in the subject line. Dont forget to include your full name and address. I will chose at random and the contest ends on Friday June, 13th. Friday the thirteenth!

Daily Dollfaces

One word for Gabrielle Union: Gorgeous!

Isn't Nicole Kidman Cruise Urban something like eight months pregnant? She's going to give birth to a two pound sea monkey. Look at how tiny her belly is. That's what mine looks like after a bagel in the morning!

I'd feel so self conscious if I were taller or bigger than my husband. Here is Jennifer Lopez with her skinny hubby. I think its the sleeves that make her look large. Her hair looks slightly Cocker Spaniel-esque, but Zooey Deschanel is so pretty. Those gorgeous eyes!

There is no excuse for Trump's
coiffure. Not even thinking of his fat wallet can cushion the stomach upset I get from analyzing this hair and liverwurst lips.

Reese doesn't look so sure of whatever it is she's grinding up.

Just as Angelina Jolie loves to wear mostly black, I've never seen Pamela Anderson in any other color except white. She's an angel!

I love this couple and I especially like Natalie Portman's boyfriends style. Only a select number of dudes can pull off that color.

Now there's an uncomfortable way to hold your baby. Selma Hayek clutches sunglasses to the baby's head and it appears she is minutes away from being dropped.

I love those chunky baby thighs. Why do pudgy legs stop being attractive?

Kate Hudson dressed up....

...and casual. I'm happy and thankful that I'm not the only small chested girl in Southern California. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one not filling out a bikini top but no, Kate is there with me.

If I wore this lipstick, my children would ask if it was Halloween. With her delicate skin and dark hair, Anne Hathaway is gorgeous.

Keeping it casual on the city street, Julia Roberts.

Philosophy: The Tiki Hut

Coconut, tanning lotion and warm ocean breezes remind me of summer. I am a huge coconut fan and will take it any way I can get it- flaked, in a mixed drink, in a cake or ice cream. Now I can slather my entire body with this intoxicating summer smell with the Tiki Hut set from Philosophy.

Wouldn't this set be perfect for a girlfriend who might be graduating or celebrating a birthday? Maybe a bridal shower gift, I always like to give products that pamper. The Tiki Hut is as close to anything tropical or luxurious I'll get to this summer!

The scrumptious Tiki Hut set includes skin softening body butter, shampoo/body gel and a lip gloss that you will want to lick off your lips. This is a limited edition set at Sephora so hurry and get it while supplies last!

Cover Girl? YES!

If I told you there was a mascara that would coat every single lash with color, last all day long and not get clumpy, lumpy or smear, wouldn't you think I was talking about an expensive department store mascara? Seriously, Lash Blast Mascara by Cover Girl is amazing. I cannot get over how long and lush my lashes are.

The brush enables the color to be deposited evenly on every last lash. I take my time to apply the mascara carefully from root to tip. Then I go back and concentrate on only the tips, applying in several short strokes. I do one last root to tip and there you go. False eyelashes... except they're not!

I haven't used a Cover Girl product in years. YEARS. I think I was in seventh grade when I bought a tube of IceBlue Pink lipstick. Frosty pinky purple. I thought I was the bomb even though I wore a training bra and headgear. Another noteworthy product from CG is the WetSlicks lipgloss. This gloss has a very appealing minty essence. The product itself is a smooth and silky gloss that makes your lips look wet and slick. It feels great on the mouth, trust. You will love it.

If you've turned up your nose at Cover Girl in the past, ladies this brand warrants a second look. You will love the mascara. Get a WetSlicks lipgloss too, you won't be disappointed! For more, click here.

Elemis Spa

Throughout the month of June, Elemis will offer two for one SpaPod treatments on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. This special offer would entitle consumers TWO 30-minute Power Booster Facials for ONLY $55.

The Elemis SpaPod offers 30 minute Power Booster Facials to rejuvenate the body and skin without having to undress or even take off your eye makeup. The therapies are performed on an Intelligent Massage Chair that measures the length of the spine, takes your body weight, warms the body and delivers a customized massage program using a variety of techniques on the calves, legs, buttocks, back and neck – basically the ultimate quick indulgence.

Where: Bergdorf Goodman Cosmetics Floor
When: Tuesdays and Wednesdays for the month of June
How Much: $55 (so for $55 you get $110 value)

Tips for your Wedding day from Tara Swennen

I'm excited to feature some tips from Tara Swennen, Celebrity Stylist and Airplus for Her spokesperson. Tara has worked with celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Angie Harmon, Elisha Cuthbert, Becki Newton, Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane and Lauren Graham.

With all the weddings coming up this season, here are some idea from Tara to keep yourself feeling comfortable. These hints can be applied to any major occasion, not just a wedding. Graduations and all those summery types of events.

If I were to get married all over again, I would definitely heed tip #1 and wear a simple white slipdress with daisies in my hair. The ceremony would be followed by a simple, casual barbque and tunes from my ipod would play into the night.



Tips from Tara:

#1- Always express your individual style.
Feel free to be as creative as you like to personalize your look.

#2- Have fun with your accessories.
Try a hint of color in ribbon sashes, gloves, or exquisite jewelry.


#3- Comfort factor is key on your wedding day.
Add insoles such as Airplus for Her Steppies to ease the pains of being on your toes the entire day.

#4- Be prepared for anything.
Have a bridesmaid carry emergency essentials in her purse such as Apara Grippy Steps, Apara Strappies, wet wipes, topstick and stain remover.

#5- Consider the elements.
Choose a fabric such as floaty lightweight sheers that are breathable in the summer heat.

Foot comfort is number one because what girl doesn't love cute shoes? Check out Airplus for Her here!

Daily Dollfaces

Check out the little lady in the hot pink pants gazing up at Liv Tyler!

Don't you think Victoria Beckham is the type to wear this getup to run out for coffee? Do you think she sends people to get her non-fat, low carb, no sugar coffee in the morning? I bet she has a personal assistant for those trivial errands. She only heads out to shop.

Rachel Zoe wears my new favorite color for spring! I think she got some botox shots. She looks young, her face appears smooth.

Pam and Tommy, these two just belong together, don't they?

Would you rather wake up tomorrow and look exactly like Gisele Bunchen or never have to diet for your whole life? I'd pick looking like Gisele!

I feel completely masculine when I wear a blazer and pants like Kate Hudson.

What's it like to wake up in the morning and be Kate Moss, knowing your photos have graced countless magazine pages and you are still in high demand? And then you look at your bank account and rather than have to decide between shopping at Ross or Forever21, you wonder whether or not to go to Barneys or Bendels?

I know he can be completely rude and horrible but I love his show Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares on the BBC. Plus, Gordon Ramsey is an amazing chef.

Kate Beckinsdale looks like she's been styled and coiffed. When traveling, I'm usually in jeans, tee shirt, sneakers and a hat appearing as if I am incredibly jet lagged or drunk.

Catherine Zeta Jones is super skinny!The black leggings and espadrilles don't make a fluent outfit. She needs a stylist, stat. Rachel Zoe?

Ashley Olsen or power lesbian? You decide.

Maggie Gyllenhall made a really big bad fashion faux pas here. MC Hammer pants are so over! Like back in 1989 they were a fashion DONT. Somewhere in the midwest in an office not unlike Dunder Mifflin, an overweight, permed hair sporting, polyester pants wearing assistant is missing her favorite shirt.

Hilary Duff gets two thumbs up for her cocktail dress, hair and makeup. Well played, Hil!

Did Ken Paves have the night off? Was he with Jessica again, playing Barbies and talking about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston? Eva's hair would have been better pulled back or swept up or even in a low ponytails. Does the dress say Couture or Hoochie?

Melanie Segal's Platinum Publicity for the MTV Awards

Traci Bingham, Melanie Segal, Joel Madden

Ian Ziering

Cris Judd

Shauna Sand and yes, she was wearing her lucite heels.

Samantha Harris-I've always wanted to meet her because I have heard she is very sweet.

Last week I had my private jet fly me to Hollywood Blvd so I could attend Melanie Segal's Platinum Publicity Gifting Lounge in honor of the MTV Awards. In case you've never been to Hollywood or strolled the Blvd it's pretty exciting. This is where the Walk of Fame is located. Mann's Chinese Theater, the Pantages theater, Roosevelt Hotel is located on Hollywood Boulevard. And let me tell you, the restaurant called 25 degrees at the Roosevelt is excellent. The hotel itself has a ton of history behind it so if you go to Hollywood, please take a walk through. Also, you can see the famous Hollywood sign which never fails to give me a thrill.

This event was held at the new W hotel which won't be open until 2009. We got a sneak peek of the place and it's going to be amazing. I've been to many of Melanie's events and they are always fun, casual and everyone has a wonderful time- its a great vibe.

The vendors set up their products and chat with press and celebrities. Melanie always chooses a charity to support and this time it was Brad Pitt's Make it Right foundation which goes towards rebuilding homes devestated by Hurricane Katrina. It's super easy to donate and it's a fantastic cause.

The complete list of vendors is below but I have to tell you the ones who stuck out in my mind. First of all, the people giving out samples of Vemma and Verve were very friendly and the energy/health drinks are delicious. The guys from Sushi Dan talked me into trying sushi and surprisingly the spicy tuna rolls were great and I'm am NOT a sushi fan. The owner of Gogie Girl hats was a tremendous delight. Her hats are so comfortable and are made just for women. I highly suggest you check out their website. She is very passionate about her line of hats which are a hit with female athletes and once you try one, you can see why.

The K-Swiss shoes I received are so ultra-comfortable that I want everyone to get a pair. They are like walking on air. Biatta Intimates have beautiful, flirty undergarments and I love love love my girly, padded bra. Cor Soaps is a brand I never heard of before but I took my little round soap home and tried it on my face and yes, its truly remarkable. My skin is so clear, try it and you will love it. I spent a while chatting about Natural Balance pet food, this stuff is so pure that humans can eat it. I took home some samples and my dogs went crazy for it. They especially loved this one so I need to order some as a treat.

It was an amazing day. Anytime I can break out of my normal routine of spa treatments, shopping at Barneys and ordering the staff around is welcome. Melanie Segal is so great and this girl is very young to be so accomplished and successful so kudos to her. Be sure to check out all the products below!

Samsung (giving away the new Pebble MP3 player which will only be in stores in July), Logitech (universal remotes, speakers, keyboards and headsets), Fergie’s line of Kipling bags, K-Swiss, MTV/Nickelodeon, Domino’s, Great China Wall ($1000 per shirt!), Keurig Coffee Makers, Green Bikes, Tag Jeans, Barry’s Tickets, Natural Balance pet food and products, Julianna Jabour, Cor Soaps, Biatta Intimates, Christy’s hats, Gogie Girl hats, Moonsus bags, City Boy Empire shirts, Suki Naturals, Smoke & Mirrors, Sushi Dan, Keyze, Goldfadden Skincare, LL clothing T’s, Photo Cabina, the Art of Shaving, Hacienda Tequila, Brad Kronen Tarot card reader, Bottlenotes wine club, Verve, Vemma, Izze, and Fiji water.

Daily Dollfaces

After hooking up with that rich guy, Salma Hayek could dress in the cutest clothes but she usually chooses to dress like a fifty year old secretary who hasn't updated her wardrobe since 1997. Why? Her hair is out of control! She needs Frizz Ease.

I covet that long, thick, wavy hair of Sarah Jessica Parker's but I draw the line at the band leader shoes. I'd wear the dress, yes, but with hot strappy shoes. Drum solo, anyone?

Reese Witherspoon cut her hair, yes or no? Cute. She can pull any hairstyle off, I'm sure.

I feel like having a picnic after looking at her outfit.

Why does this guy always look like he's two steps away from robbing a 7-11? The hat, dark glasses, black clothes, what gives? And Paris, love her makeup but doesn't she look like she's headed to the prom circa 1955?

If anyone knows how to dress for their body, its Kristin Davis. She always wears the super feminine dresses with a nipped waist and flared skirt. MMMmmmm Vodka.

You know, Pamela Anderson is cute without the gobs and puddles of makeup. I think she looks best when she's natural. Just a little lipgloss and mascara which I think we all need.

I think I would looooove to go to all the snazzy events that these people attend. Give me a reason to dress up. Here Nicole Richie looks pretty with that smoldering eye makeup and nude lip. Ahhh to be young and filthy rich.

Her name sounds like a disease- OMG! I've got a case of Milakunis!- but she's smoking hot.

Love the color, the makeup up, the style of the dress and the pearls around her boob. Katherine Heigl looks soft and pretty. I would kick up the length of the skirt to about half an inch above the knee if I were pressed to give my opinion.

Eva Mendes is gorgeous. But I like a more form fitting dress, not a furry, fuzzy one, and a less clunky shoe.

Demi, I know you want to remain Forever Young but leave the above the knee length dresses to the young starlets.

I love the outfit Charlize is wearing but you need to have the body to pull it off which most women do not. I'm wearing it to back- to -school night with Ultra Spanx.

Fierce! Fiercely not attractive. May I suggest a Dicky to cover up those silicone melons? Harsh makeup! WOW. She can be gorgeous but sadly, not here.

"..and only I, Cameron Diaz, can fart and belch at the same time and guys will think it's cute and funny!"

Yep, thars a baby in that there belly.
Yee haw!

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